Hi! I don't know why you're here, but welcome.
so my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying the other day and we did the whole “professor and bad student who needs to pass” thing, only he wanted to be the professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. I’m the valedictorian of my senior class of 400 and I have a horrible phobia of flunking, so when he whispered “you’re failing my class, you naughty girl” in my ear, I started crying and we had to stop
when you’re younger, being smart and being able to pass classes easily without studying is not a good thing
because then when you hit a point where you do have to study for classes, you have no idea how to study
And then you end up sitting staring at your book for 2 hours thinking to yourself: Maybe if I sleep on it some sort of book osmosis will occur and I’ll absorb the information from my book into my mind
And then you cry.
Now for a short haiku.
Join the dORD fandom.
You will never regret it.
It’s time; quake in fear.
ac?? but which ac? animal crossing? assassins creed?? arsenicCatnip?? airconditioning? mystery.
[tour guide voice] and on the left ladies and gentlemen you can see all my favourite bands touring nowhere near where i live. how fascinating. nature is truly amazing.