itssexualhour:

so my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying the other day and we did the whole “professor and bad student who needs to pass” thing, only he wanted to be the professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. I’m the valedictorian of my senior class of 400 and I have a horrible phobia of flunking, so when he whispered “you’re failing my class, you naughty girl” in my ear, I started crying and we had to stop

Listen Nick, when she was born, Tom was God knows where with God knows whom. And I asked the nurse if it was a boy or a girl, and she said it was a girl. And I wept. I’m glad it’s a girl. And I hope she’ll be a fool, that’s the best thing a girl in this world can be. A beautiful little fool. All the bright, precious things fade so fast, and they don’t come back.

naative:

Religious people came to my friends door and gave her this pamphlet but they got the texts wrong so apparently jesus has no time for you

naative:

Religious people came to my friends door and gave her this pamphlet but they got the texts wrong so apparently jesus has no time for you

volumeun:

bondedwiththesea:

samtempl:

when you’re younger, being smart and being able to pass classes easily without studying is not a good thing

because then when you hit a point where you do have to study for classes, you have no idea how to study

And then you end up sitting staring at your book for 2 hours thinking to yourself: Maybe if I sleep on it some sort of book osmosis will occur and I’ll absorb the information from my book into my mind

And then you cry.

(Source: scotmccall)

msdavid:

current emotion 

image

only emotion since october

image

only emotion for the rest of my days

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Anonymous asked
dORD

fly-gon:

Now for a short haiku.

Join the dORD fandom.
You will never regret it.
It’s time; quake in fear.

ʅ(´◉◞౪◟◉)ʃ

Yes,

kuzco:

pacha:

kuzco:

pacha:

kuzco:

pacha:

Oh no

Don’t tell me. We’re about to go over a huge waterfall

yep

sharp rocks at the bottom?

most likely

bring it on

(Source: teaandbenedictcumberbatch)

solluxander:

ac?? but which ac? animal crossing? assassins creed?? arsenicCatnip?? airconditioning? mystery.

[tour guide voice] and on the left ladies and gentlemen you can see all my favourite bands touring nowhere near where i live. how fascinating. nature is truly amazing.

(Source: kittenspurgeon)

f-premaur:

wanderoar:

lifelessxvxpageants:

itsokayeverythingsalright:

fyeahmiyazaki:

fuckyeahspiritedaway:

Scultped model of the Spirited Away Bathhouse.

This is an automatic reblog. 

Is that the terrifying staircase to the boiler room I see?

Wow

woah

This is the most beautiful thing i’ve seen.

f-premaur:

wanderoar:

lifelessxvxpageants:

itsokayeverythingsalright:

fyeahmiyazaki:

fuckyeahspiritedaway:

Scultped model of the Spirited Away Bathhouse.

This is an automatic reblog. 

Is that the terrifying staircase to the boiler room I see?

Wow

woah

This is the most beautiful thing i’ve seen.